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posted on the 20th of March

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THE P0RN NUN (11:04:21 PM): do you think tony stark has hairy arms
JADAM DONROE (11:04:30 PM): MOST OF MY BOOKS ARE FROM THAT ERA
JADAM DONROE (11:04:34 PM): AND YES I THINK HE DOES
THE P0RN NUN (11:04:40 PM): GOOD I THINK HE DOES TOO
JADAM DONROE (11:06:33 PM): WAIT YOU MEAN OUT OF THE SUIT?
JADAM DONROE (11:06:47 PM): SINCE I JUST PICTURED HIM WITH A HAIRY-ARMED IRON MAN SUIT BECAUSE MY BRAIN LIKE STO DO THAT
JADAM DONROE (11:06:51 PM): But yeah. like his real arms.
THE P0RN NUN (11:06:51 PM): XDDD
THE P0RN NUN (11:06:51 PM): oh god
JADAM DONROE (11:06:54 PM): Not his iron man arms
THE P0RN NUN (11:07:00 PM): yes i did mean his real arms but now i mean his iron arms too
JADAM DONROE (11:07:20 PM): WELL HIS IRON ARMS HAVE HAIR NOW ACCORDING TO MY BRAIN
JADAM DONROE (11:07:24 PM): Or like... astroturf
THE P0RN NUN (11:07:48 PM): fffffXD
THE P0RN NUN (11:07:49 PM): yes
THE P0RN NUN (11:07:57 PM): and everyone he touches gets turf burn
THE P0RN NUN (11:08:01 PM): and he just doesn't care
JADAM DONROE (11:08:23 PM): And people just walk up to him all the time like
JADAM DONROE (11:08:30 PM): 'IRON MAN. Can we - can we.. golf.. on you?'
THE P0RN NUN (11:09:06 PM): oh god
THE P0RN NUN (11:09:15 PM): and he just sighs
THE P0RN NUN (11:09:17 PM): offers hi arm
THE P0RN NUN (11:09:23 PM): his arm* |:
THE P0RN NUN (11:09:29 PM): what kind of superhero would he be if he didn't?
JADAM DONROE (11:09:45 PM): A NEGLECTFUL KIND THAT WANTS CRIME TO WIN
JADAM DONROE (11:09:48 PM): THAT'S WHAT KIND
THE P0RN NUN (11:10:04 PM): AND TONY STARK DOES NOT WANT CRIME TO WIN
THE P0RN NUN (11:10:09 PM): so he will allow this golfing.
THE P0RN NUN (11:10:50 PM): ahaha oh god this arm hair is out of control
THE P0RN NUN (11:10:56 PM): it looks like a jungle with crop circles in it
JADAM DONROE (11:11:15 PM): LMFAO
JADAM DONROE (11:11:21 PM): MAYBE IT'S JUST.. HIS WAY OF EXPRESSING HIMSELF
THE P0RN NUN (11:11:29 PM): he shapes it
THE P0RN NUN (11:11:31 PM): just like his facial hair
THE P0RN NUN (11:11:41 PM): but since there's more he can be more creative with his SCULPTING
JADAM DONROE (11:12:31 PM): TONY STARK IS THE MARTHA STEWART OF BODY HAIR
JADAM DONROE (11:12:51 PM): He gets like Christmas trees AND yule logs AND A MENORAH going during the holiday season
THE P0RN NUN (11:13:07 PM): GOD what an amazing man
THE P0RN NUN (11:13:12 PM): i'm proud to have him defending this country
JADAM DONROE (11:13:21 PM): SO AM I
JADAM DONROE (11:13:30 PM): He just puts all enemies IN THE ARM HAIR
THE P0RN NUN (11:13:40 PM): oh god just forever entangled
THE P0RN NUN (11:13:47 PM): because THAT IS JUSTICE
JADAM DONROE (11:15:49 PM): SOMETIMES THEY JUST KIND OF CRY FOR HELP BUT NO ONE IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT IT
JADAM DONROE (11:15:52 PM): Because Tony Stark never sleeps
THE P0RN NUN (11:16:16 PM): oh god can you imagine what he would do if he caught someone trying to bust someone out of his armhair
THE P0RN NUN (11:16:18 PM): CAN YOU IMAGINE
JADAM DONROE (11:17:08 PM): THEY WOULD BE STUCK THERE TOO
THE P0RN NUN (11:17:53 PM): AT THE VERY LEAST :|
THE P0RN NUN (11:18:00 PM): their souls would never be quite the same again

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posted on the 21st of February

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